No Sex Please, We're British!
A Farce by Anthony Marriott and Alistair Foot 
Auditions: TBA
Auditions will be by a cold reading. 
Seeking: 7 males and 3 females (see character descriptions below)
Performances: TBA
Synopsis: A young bride who lives above a bank with her husband who is the assistant manager, innocently sends a mail order off for some Scandinavian glassware. What comes is Scandinavian pornography. The plot revolves around what is to be done with the veritable floods of pornography, photographs, books, films and eventually girls that threaten to engulf this happy couple. The matter is considerably complicated by the man's mother, his boss, a visiting bank inspector, a police superintendent and a muddled friend who does everything wrong in his reluctant efforts to set everything right, all of which works up to a hilarious ending of closed or slamming doors. This farce ran in London over eight years and also delighted Broadway audiences. 
Characters: 
Peter Hunter, likable, down-to-earth, nice-looking groom and banker
Frances Hunter, his attractive and smart bride
Brian Runnicles, scatter-brained bank cashier, extremely comic
Eleanor Hunter, the grooms mother whose elegant ways disappear into frustration and near madness
Leslie Bromhead, senior bank manager with all the social graces ... at first Arnold Needlam, chief bank inspector, a little meticulous
Superintendent Paul, of the local police force
The Delivery Man, who makes quite a few trips delivering boxes
Susan and Barbara, unknown ladies of questionable intent who arrive unannounced